How many of you have been unlucky enough to receive a Christmas jumper as a present?
Last year I received one. To put it politely it’s not my favourite accessory. The problem is it’s often difficult to pull off the right ‘thank you what a great present’ face without looking like you’re saying ‘OK I’m wearing your silly jumper where are the treats?’ face.
You then have to pose for the obligatory embarrassing Christmas jumper photo…
Then, depending on how much you you need to remain on good terms with your Christmas jumper giving furiend, you need to wear your scratchy jumper for an ‘I’m grateful’ amount of time. If, like me, it’s your humans/parents/loved ones who’ve gifted the ‘present‘ I suggest 5 minutes is a reasonable period to suffer. Then you need to subtly find a private place where you can rip off the offending piece of clothing and revert to your normal respectable life.
I hope this helps!