April and I got into our biggest fight to date today… Over my catch of the day! I had waited for ages for a baby lizard to leave the security of his shelter and when he did I pounced! I got his tail and I was just about to enjoy the fruits of my labour when my baby sister barged in and tried to steal it!
I was not at all amused! The argument got quite heated, but when April jumped on me I had no choice but to teach her a lesson. I swiped several times until I felt the sweet catisfaction of drawing blood…
Mum came running because of all of the commotion and can you believe it she took away my lizard to stop the fight!
I wouldn’t normally advocate violence but it was only a scratch (you can barely see it beside the black bit on her nose) and April needs to start respecting me more now that she’s five months old. I refuse to treat her like a baby when she tries to steal what’s mine!
Mum is insisting that we have to play nicely and she said that since I’m older, I should know better and be sympathetic because April is in a lot of pain with her teething. I think now, April will know better too so we’ll all be happy!