Stalking a human

Sometimes it’s necessary to stalk a human to better understand their behaviour or to gather important information on them. The perfect way to stalk a human is to be prepared and pretend to be a statue when you know they are about to come into the room.


The longer your presence can go unnoticed the better…


If the human sees you, ensure you act casual.


Or even better completely uninterested!


This way you’re free to use the same tactics again. After a couple of stalking observations you should have all the information you need to manipulate purrrsuade them to do exactly what you want!

Bisous Bailey


  1. A good high vantage point is always a plus too, MaChatte wanted to say. Just like yours in these good pictures! She prefers on top of the fridge, where she can observe the room, plus out 2 windows.


  2. Bailey, I know how impawtant it is to watch my Mama. If she looks at me watching her, I quickly look away so she doesn’t know I’m watching over her. 😀 Wooowoooooo!


  3. Lovely Bailey, you are amazing 🙂 And beautiful poses for camera you did. I can see you are free in the home and also in the boat too. This is good… Just I wonder now, what are you doing while your owners are sleeping? Do you make them awake 🙂 My Princess every morning makes this… actually we don’t need an alarm clock b ut she doesn’t know the time.
    Thank you, have a nice weekend, love, nia


  4. Had to double take we thought you had two tails x


  5. Have you and Teddy been in communication, Bailey?! He seems to have taken your pointers and aced them!


  6. Haha this made me LOL! Thanks! 😀


  7. We are expert human stalkers here!


  8. digitalgranny says:

    Aww you do this well. Your humans are lucky that you keep such a close eye on them to keep them safe.


  9. As you have demonstrated, stalking of humans works best from a high perch. Did you secure the information you were after, brofur? Have a great weekend. Love, purrs and paw-pats from your sisfurs and brofur, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo


  10. Judy & C.A.T.S says:

    You have good stalking technique, Bailey. It’s fun to stalk the humans (and laugh at them) they do such funny things sometimes. Love, Cali, Andy, Tater and Shelly (C.A.T.S)


  11. Purrrfect tips!! You’re a flippin MASTER!!

    (*call me…1800.Call.shrimp*)! (*purrs*)


  12. Shirley Street says:

    You are amazing, Bailey!


  13. Two tails eh! An advantage I’m sure 😉


  14. Great advice, Bailey!


  15. Top Tips!!


  16. 2 pawz up Bailey ya gott diz down to a fine sighence!! Well dun!!
    Plus me lubz da tail in d amirror look…
    Me haz a pawsum Brofur 😉
    Lub Nylablue xxx


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